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That time you punished your roommate for eating your food by baking a cake with your toenails in it.
That time you left a note on someone’s windshield that just said “you are ugly” because they parked too close to your car.
That time you were shipwrecked from the Titanic and didn’t share the door you were floating on.
That time you caused a traffic nightmare at the George Washington Bridge to get back at a mayor you hated.
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Need more inspiration? Check out our rundown of the Pettiest Moments in Human History!
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