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That time you punished your roommate for eating your food by baking a cake with your toenails in it.

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That time you left a note on someone’s windshield that just said “you are ugly” because they parked too close to your car.

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That time you were shipwrecked from the Titanic and didn’t share the door you were floating on.

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That time you caused a traffic nightmare at the George Washington Bridge to get back at a mayor you hated.

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