Season 2, Episode 8: The Pawtriarchy
A white male ally finally gets all the trophies he deserves. Plus: Dog parks unleashed.
Season 2, Episode 7: Time Bandits
A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!
Season 2, Episode 6: Fly Boy
Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation. And for the last…
Season 2, Episode 5: Full Engagement
Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.
Season 2, Episode 4: Shake it Up
Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.
Season 2, Episode 3: Last Takes Till Midnight
Pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: Gunning for delicious office snacks.
Season 2, Episode 2: It’s Not TV, It’s Alt-Right
How to tell if you’re dating an ally man or a garbage can. Plus: Trickle-down economics is a scam.
Season 2, Episode 1: Health Genius
The inside scoop on Trump’s insanely healthy body. Plus: Who will win the award for best sexual harassment apology of the year?
Season 1, Episode 10: Real Fake News
Trust no one. News is wrong. War is peace. Trump is tremendous. Plus: Back-alley virtual reality.
Season 1, Episode 9: Hot in Here
Who says global warming is all bad? It means more bikinis, amiright?! Plus: America is #1! In everything terrible!
Season 1, Episode 8: Shmabortion
Inside the mind of Trump’s most-forgotten daughter. Plus: It’s not illegal to say “abortion,” we’ll just take away your money and job if you do.
Season 1, Episode 7: It’s a Hit
The bold American pastime of accidentally giving our own weapons to terrorists. Plus: A new Broadway show stars the original …
Season 1, Episode 6: Take Me to Your Nazis
The hot white guy summer trend of 2017; being a literal Nazi. Who knew the future would suck so much? Plus: Pizza drones, the…
Season 1, Episode 5: Millennials Have Killed This Episode
Millennials are murdering things left and right. Nothing is safe, not golf, not napkins, not you. Plus: Trump, father and hus…
Season 1, Episode 4: Burn it Down
Either vaccines are a massive global conspiracy to destroy children or someone’s overreacting. Plus: The life changing magic …
Season 1, Episode 3: The War For Your Mind
Alex Jones hosts this very special episode revealing the most devious illuminati plot yet. Plus: What could we buy if we were…
Season 1, Episode 2: Boys’ Club
Should we listen to women and science when writing our healthcare laws? Naaaahhhh. Plus: How Trump is angling to rig the next election.
Season 1, Episode 1: Wigging Out
Nuke first, ask questions about basic geography later. #winning! Plus: An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the origins of …