Museum of Human History: Founding Fathers
Bloo holds a meeting of the founding fathers in his bathtub.
Museum of Human History: National Anthems
The museum guide teaches the children about National Anthems–songs that divided nations with many many notes.
Museum of Human History: Voting
When the children can’t decide what game to play, they turn to the human tradition of voting.
Museum of Human History: Halloween
The children celebrate the ancient human holiday of Halloween by trick-or-treating at a neighbor’s home.
Museum of Human History: Australia
Greem visits the school counselor because she keeps having nightmares about the most terrifying place in human history: Australia.
Museum of Human History: Witch Hunts
The alien kids learn about more needlessly violent human persecutions.
Museum of Human History: Elon Musk
Inventor, captain of industry, and god knows what else—the alien kids meet Elon Musk.
Museum of Human History: NRA
Let’s just say that the NRA isn’t making a lot of fans outside of our solar system.
Museum of Human History: Great Walls
Between the Great Wall of China and (proposed) Great Wall of Mexico, humans do seem to love putting up giant barriers.
Museum of Human History: KKK
Humans wearing white sheets while they terrorize and persecute other humans? Aliens just don’t understand. (And why should they?)
Museum of Human History: Twitter
In space, they can’t hear you tweet.
Museum of Human History: Clowns
Explaining the appeal of clowns might be the hardest task yet for our intrepid tour guide.