Daniel Powell

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Get into crippling debt and you’ll never be left alone again.
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Opting out of aging has its benefits.
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The upside of hitting rock bottom.
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It’s not the heat, it’s the extreme, scorching heat.
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You’re not crazy. You’ve just got mental problems you should consider profiting from.
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A white male ally finally gets all the trophies he deserves. Plus: Dog parks unleashed.
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A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!
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Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation.
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Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.
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Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.
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Pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: Gunning for delicious office snacks.
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Trust no one. News is wrong. War is peace. Trump is tremendous. Plus: Back-alley virtual reality.
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Who says global warming is all bad? It means more bikinis, amiright?! Plus: America is #1! In everything terrible!
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Inside the mind of Trump’s most-forgotten daughter. Plus: It’s not illegal to say “abortion,” we’ll just take away your money and job if you do.
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The bold American pastime of accidentally giving our own weapons to terrorists. Plus: A new Broadway show stars the original Blue Man Group—the police.
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The hot white guy summer trend of 2017; being a literal Nazi. Who knew the future would suck so much? Plus: Pizza drones.
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Millennials are killing everything, Donald as dad-in-chief and hubby-in-chief, and Ivanka the wind-up doll.
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Vaccines: public good or giant, ridiculously complicated, ultimately pointless conspiracy? Let’s find out.
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Alex Jones hosts this very special episode revealing the most devious Illuminati plot yet. Plus: What could we buy if we weren’t spending all our money on the world’s biggest bombs?
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Should we listen to women and science when writing our healthcare laws? Naaaahhhh. Plus: How Trump is angling to rig the next election.
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That golden hair—where does it come from?
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The inside scoop on Trump’s insanely healthy body. Plus: Who will win the award for best sexual-harassment apology of the year?
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How to tell if you’re dating an ally man or a garbage can. Plus: Trickle-down economics is a scam.
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In this darkly comic new digital series, a young woman navigates her way around New York. It can be hard when you're looking at an Instagram that goes into the future, debating entering a portal into an alternate dimension, or battling your own roommates during an apocalypse.
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These bootstraps were made for pulling you up.
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If you find a portal to an alternate dimension in your miserable apartment, do you enter it? Probably.
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A post-apocalyptic roommate meeting.
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Every subway ride past 2 in the morning is haunting and unending, and will be seared into your memory for eternity.
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An annual review for a demon hunter.
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A better you is just a click away.
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Reduce, reuse, recycle—or we’re all gonna die! Plus: An aura-healing digital detox cleanse.
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