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Baby Boy Trump’s First 100 Days: A Scrapbook

The first hundred days of a new president’s life are historic. We made this to commemorate (er, satirize) four months of Donald J. Trump’s presidency.

DAY 1

BABY'S FIRST INAUGURATION

A crowd of 50 or 500—who’s to say? But it was a big day for our newly born president.


DAY 2

BABY'S FIRST WOMEN'S MARCH

Wave to all the nice ladies!


DAY 7

BABY'S FIRST FLIGHT

In the words of Baby: “Beautiful. Great plane.”


DAY 8

BABY'S FIRST MUSLIM BAN

The courts didn't like it, but Baby wanted to keep his campaign promises.


DAY 15

BABY'S FIRST VACATION DAY

All work and no play makes Baby unhappy.


DAY 23

BABY'S FIRST DIPLOMATIC PLAYDATE

Golf: just what Japan’s prime minister wanted to do on his trip to the U.S.!


DAY 53

BABY'S FIRST CABINET MEETING

Unfortunately, four seats were empty because Baby’s choices weren’t acceptable to Congress.


DAY 64

BABY'S FIRST FAILED BILL

It's no fun to get blocked by your own party.


DAY 73

BABY'S FIRST POWER STRUGGLE

It sucks to have staffers fight. One friend even gives blind quotes to newspapers while the other is visiting Iraq. Bad!


DAY 78

BABY'S FIRST SUPREME COURT CONFIRMATION

Perhaps the most big-boy event of the last three months.


DAY 86

BABY'S FIRST EASTER EGG ROLL

Smaller than previous years, but featuring some of Baby’s favorite types of eggs.


DAY 100

BABY'S FIRST WET DREAM

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